Very Dumb Person of the Day
VDPD for Friday, September 20th: "Angry driver admits hurling feces in face of Hoboken parking officer." Well that's just crap. More below!
VDPD for Thursday, September 19th: "Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Listening to The Eagles." If that's not "takin' it to the limit," I don't know what is. Click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, September 18th: "Pants on the ground" carjacking suspect captured." Hard to run wearing them that low...click on the guy's pic (sans pants, lol) for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, September 17th: "Suspect nabbed after leaving keys at bank robbery." Little embarrassing, no? More below!
VDPD for Monday, September 16th: "Thief allegedly stole wallet — leaving behind his birth certificate and a letter from his mother." Yeesh. More below!
VDPD for Friday, September 13th: "Listen up: Hide that joint parked on your ear when you chat with cops." Just some advice...click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, September 12th: "Windsor man accidentally shoots wife's legs with gun, trying to prove to her it wasn't loaded." Spoiler alert: it was loaded! Click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, September 11th: "FBI Collars Pink Polka Dot Dress Bank Robber." Yup...it's a dude. Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, September 10th: "Officer, I locked my keys in my car...trust me, they're in there somewhere, it's just tough to find them with all that marijuana everywhere." Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, September 9th: "Man lights crack pipe in police custody." Yup, that about sums it up...but if you want more click here!
VDPD for Friday, September 6th: "Pot plants in the front, pal in the trunk." 'Cause that's how we roll. LOL! Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, September 5th: "State school superintendent's website misspells 'governor.'" Worst way to kick off a gubernatorial campaign EVER! Click the misspelling below for more.
VDPD for Wednesday, September 4th: "Robbery suspect flees, arrested on moped wearing ski mask over helmet." Well that's nice and inconspicuous. Click the mug shot below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, September 3rd: "Hug triggers hostage scare at Houston Cricket store." Click the scene of the, um, "crime," for more!
VDPD for Friday, August 30th: "Fleeing suspects paint car, forget to hide license plates." Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, August 29th: "Food fight: Victim bludgeoned with tub of imitation butter." I Can't Believe It's Not Assault! Click below for more food-fight goodness:
VDPD for Wednesday, August 28th: "man flees on scooter, cuts hair trying to trick police, neglects the crazy tattoos he probably should've tried to hide." Click below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, August 27th: CLASSIC dumb getaway car stories. Click each pic for one!
VDPD for Monday, August 26th: "Man makes mistake of pulling knife on Fla.'s top cop." Click on the good guy in this story for more!
VDPD for Thursday, August 22nd: "A man with one leg was accused of being a benefit cheat – because officials had examined the wrong limb." Perhaps if they had looked slightly to the right...click the pic for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, August 21st: "Man arrested in burglary after bucket-over-head disguise fails." Man, what a buckethead. Click HERE for the story, or just watch the video below, that should explain things enough.
VDPD for Tuesday, August 20th: "Surf City Riot Suspect Arrested After 'Liking' His Own Photo On Police Facebook Page." I don't think some people truly "get" the internet. Click his incriminating pic for more!
VDPD for Monday, August 19th: "Men arrested after attempted carjacking at Pismo Beach bank." Bonus: his name is Thor Phoenix Powers. Click his pic below for more!
VDPD - for August 15th: "Driver clocked at 148 mph was 'airing out' his Mustang." I think this guy listens to my show, we recently had another VDPD who used this excuse for speeding! Click below for more...
VDPD for August 15th: "Maryland Man Claims To Be Obama's Adopted Son, Tries To Access 'Family' Bank Account." With predictable results (illegal substances MAY have been a factor). Click below for more!
VDPD for August 14th: "Man calls 911 to complain about cops." I'll give you a moment to let that one sink in. Click on his mugshot for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, August 13th: "Bank robber foiled by Facebook photo pleads guilty." Dude, next time just post a photo of your kids, or pets or food or something. Click the FB logo below for more!
VDPD for Monday, August 12th: "Woman with no pants, no license busted in Fort Pierce." Click on the pic (thankfully taken from the waist up) for more!
VDPD for Friday, August 9th: "Bungling police 'go to wrong town' as burglars raid store." Click on the pic of where the cops SHOULD'VE gone for more!
VDPD for Thursday, August 8th: "Man charged with stealing bodywash while drunk." Dude, that stinks. Click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, August 7th: "Ibiza phone thief 'world's most stupid.'" See why below!
VDPD for Tuesday, August 6th: "Unbeknownst to the Glendora Police Department, Classic Coffee, 146 N. Glendora Avenue, allowed a freelance film crew to film a movie inside the coffee shop that simulated an armed, takeover robbery with two suspects who were wearing hooded sweatshirts, bandana masks, black gloves and armed with a realistic handgun and AR-15 assault rifle." WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?! More below...
VDPD for Monday, August 5th: "Ashton Powers accused of slashing tire with officer in car." Apparrently "Danger" IS his middle name...and Dumbass is his OTHER middle name! More below...
VDPD for Friday, August 2nd: Just a bunch of drunk Brits falling down in subway stations (click HERE to read more). Happy Friday!
VDPD for Thursday, August 1st: "Falling dentures spoil bride's plan to pass drugs to jailed groom with a kiss." Hey, at least the happy couple now gets to hang out together in prison! Click the mugshot for more...
VDPD for Wednesday, July 31st: "A woman earned a trip back to jail for stealing a tow truck from a man who tried to help after her rental car stalled shortly after she was released from house arrest." Wow. That's actually pretty impressive! Click the mugshot for more...
VDPD for Tuesday, July 30th: "Oregon man armed with bat and knife attempts to rob a gun store." With predictably embarrassing results. More below!
VDPD for Monday, July 29th: "Man caught cracking safe in police officer's backyard." Yeah and how'd that one work out for you. Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, July 26th: "Bank Wrongfully Repossesses Ohio Woman's Home, Refuses To Pay Her Back." Whoops! Click below for more...
VDPD for Thursday, July 25th: When Claiming Disability...Don't Do This.
VDPD for Wednesday, July 24th: "Wife threatened with divorce by husband after she ate the cream filling from Oreos then put cookies back in the box." Yeah this whole story is dumb...click the pic for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, July 23rd: "West Virginia defensive lineman Korey Harris is apparently off the team after his arrest on first-degree armed robbery charges." The EXTRAORDINARILY dumb part is how he was caught - click below to find out!
VDPD for Monday, July 22nd: "Most weird and hilarious travel complaints made by tourists." Click below for some VDVs (Very Dumb Vacationers)!
VDPD for Friday, July 19th: "Arrested man called 911, asked for a new officer." Click on the pic to see how THAT went, lol!
VDPD for Thursday, July 18th: "Bigamist trapped by Facebook after first wife sees second wedding pictures online." Click on the pic that got him busted for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, July 17th: "Fla. Cops Nab Suspect Who Posted on Facebook Wanted Poster." #gotcha
VDPD for Tuesday, July 16th: Todays theme: Unintentionally setting fires. Click on the fires below for two bonehead examples!
VDPD for Monday, July 15th: "Grease-covered burglar found stuck in store window." Man, you've gotta be dumb when you grease yourself up and STILL get stuck! More below:
VDPD for Thursday, July 11th: "Teen busted after calling 911 for a cut he suffered in break-in." It wasn't even a big cut, lol! Click below for more:
VDPD for Wednesday, July 10th: "Catch me if you can," said the tweet...and they did. More below!
VDPD for Tuesday, July 9th: "Man Falls Asleep, Shoots Self By Accident." That's the LAST time you fall asleep holding a loaded gun! Click below for more...
VDPD for Monday, July 8th: "man arrested for pulling child’s tooth." The tooth fairy, he ain't. Click the mug for more!
VDPD for Friday, July 5th: A VDPD Two-Fer! from "Home invasion thief recognized as grandson" to "Man charged in Jersey City attack after showing up at same hospital as victims," criminals are making some pretty questionable decisions!
VDPD for Wednesday, July 3rd: "Photo shows Tempe police officer texting while riding motorcycle." Then again, the guy who TOOK the photo...was driving while taking photos. Click below for more.
VDPD for Tuesday, July 2nd: "Dry lips lead to sticky situation." Aka, don't leave your super glue in the same nightstand drawer as your chap stick. Sheesh! Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, July 1st: "Prankster gets head stuck in traffic cone." This sounds eerily like something I did in college. Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Friday, June 28th: "Smooth Criminal? Deputies Say Man Smeared Noxzema Over Face To Conceal Identity." That was a pore choice - HI-YO!!! Click the incriminating pic below for more, lol
VDPD for Thursday, June 27th: "Amateur Lawn-Chair Balloonist..." well, just take a wild guess at how that heading ends, lol! click the pic for more.
VDPD for Wednesday, June 26th: "Men cited for stealing bear statue after posting photos on Facebook." No, this did not happen in New Bern. Click below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, June 25th: "Man Arrested For Throwing A Spear At A Car." With pic of just the kind of person you'd picture doing that. Click it for more!
VDPD for Monday, June 24th: "Robber arrested after using plastic bag as a disguise." A CLEAR plastic bag. Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Friday, June 21st: "Driver says he was only speeding so he could dry his car." Hey, I've been doing a dumb criminal segment for 13 years, it's not often that I hear an excuse I've never heard before...points for creativity! Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, June 20th: "Seattle marathon runner chases down thief." You'd probably expect a runner to chase down a thief...but keep in mind, the thief was on a bike. Ok, THAT'S impressive. Click the hero's pic for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, June 19th: "Naked Acrobat Terrorizes SF Transit Station." Story HERE, but let's be honest you're in it for the video!
VDPD for Tuesday, June 18th: "Fight with girlfriend cuts short inmate's escape." REAL short. Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, June 17th: "Randy Zipperer stabs brother in fight over missing mac and cheese, spilled beer." With a mugshot that's about what you'd expect out of a story like this, click it for more!
VDPD for Friday, June 14th: "A woman who 'was severely injured' when she walked into a glass panel at a restaurant is suing the restaurant for physical and emotional trauma." With a pic of how it allegedly went down, lol. Click it for more!
VDPD for Thursday, June 13th: "Bank Employee In Germany Naps On Keyboard, Accidentally Transfers Millions." With an pic that pretty much explains how it went down, click it for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, June 12th: "White Powder Sent to FDNY Headquarters." If you need to ask the fire department to identify a strange white powder, DON'T MAIL IT TO THEM!!! More below...
VDPD for Tuesday, June 11th: "Staff member calling for dog triggers school lockdown." Wait 'till you hear the dog's name...actually, we're still waiting. Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Monday, June 10th: "" There was a time when a man would just "break into house." Click the evidence below for more!
VDPD for Friday, June 7th: "Man claimed to have found stolen car." He then claims a lot of things. I'm thinkin' next time he should pick one story and stick to it...and that story should be at least a smidge believable. Click below for all the details!
VDPD for Thursday, June 6th: "Mom upset that kids were told to take shelter under trees during thunderstorm." Me thinks she should've been upset! Click mom's pic for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, June 5th: Postal carrier's worker's comp shoulder injury claim is foiled when she's seen spinning the big wheel - twice - on "The Price Is Right." Well that just takes a special kind of dumb. Click below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, June 4th: "Latasha Renee Love Has Cops Arrest Son For Allegedly Stealing Her Pop Tarts." With a bonus section entitled "other times when pop tarts have gotten people in trouble!" click below to check it out!
VDPD for Monday, June 3rd: "Dropping your pants and starting to ____." Click the mugshot to fill in the blank!
VDPD for Friday, May 31st: "Couple Allegedly Stabbed Each Other Over 'American Idol' Finale." More...AFTER the break. Just kidding, click below for more.
VDPD for Thursday, May 30th: "Burger King Employee Foils Robbery by Stealing Thieves' Getaway Car." Click below for a whopper of a tale!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 29th: Click below for details on the curious case of 'Thong Cape Scooter Man!'
VDPD for Tuesday, May 28th: "Man fleeing officers unknowingly tries hiding in St. Louis County police headquarters." There's a donut shop joke in there somewhere, but I'll refrain. Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, May 24th: "Suspects Butt Dial 9-1-1 During Alleged Burglary." Click below on what the cops heard for more!
VDPD for Thursday, May 23rd: "Dining Out on an Iceberg;" what could possibly go wrong? Click below to find out!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 22nd: "Woman poisons family because she was refused cheese." What a MUENSTER! Click the mugshot (sorry, the quality's not very GOUDA, I could go on all day with the cheese puns) below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, May 21st: "Man accused of "driving while naked;" arrested twice in 12 hours." The dreaded DWN! Click the clothed mug below for more!
VDPD for Monday, May 20th: "Police in Kentucky said a man who spent the night in a grocery store allegedly drank beer, smoked cigarettes and ate six steaks, some shrimp and a cake." Binge-robbing? Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, May 17th: "Michigan break-in suspect found locked inside what would have been getaway vehicle." Wait, locked INSIDE a car? How is that possible?!?! Click below to find out...
VDPD for Thursday, May 16th: "Hungry patron delivers knuckle sandwich, with a side of pickles." Click on the "in-action" shot for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 15th: "Woman Kicked Off Plane For Singing Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You.'" Yeah,, she was a little pitchy in parts. Get the story HERE, see the video below!
VDPD for Tuesday, May 14th: "Woman charged with DUI after drunken horse ride." Wait, so the HORSE was drunk? I'm so confused...click the 'cuffs for more!
VDPD for Monday, May 13th: "Camaro with flat tires eludes police for 3 hours." Wow, what does that say about the police?!? Click scary mugshot below for more!
VDPD for Friday, May 10th: "Man punches ice cream cashier for not taking coupon." I scream, you scream, we all scream...when we get punched over ice cream. Click his mugshot for more!
VDPD for Thursday, May 9th: "Georgia man clings to woman's windshield after argument." Not sure who's dumber, actually...with Video goodness below, you can also get the full story by clicking HERE.
VDPD for Wednesday, May 8th: "DUI charge for woman celebrating end of earlier DUI suspension." Maybe that's all she knows how to do...click the mug for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, May 7th: "Man calls 911; claims drug dealer didn't bring him marijuana, cocaine he bought." The NERVE of some drug dealers! Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, May 6th: "Woman walks through Walmart nude." Was that wrong? Should she have not done that? Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, May 3rd: "Peeping Toms fall through bathroom ceiling." So what are they now, "crashing toms?" Click their mugshot for more!
VDPD for Thursday, May 2nd: "Is this the world's worst parallel park? Woman takes THIRTY MINUTES to reverse her car into a space!" And we have the video to prove it...if you've got a spare 30 minutes, click below, otherwise click HERE for the full story!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 1st: "Police called after woman sees kittens having sex in her yard." They were promptly arrested...lol! Click a pic of one of the exhibitionists below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, April 30th: "When committing Insurance Fraud, if you say you’ve hurt your back, do not upload to YouTube a video that shows you half-naked and covered in tinfoil, doing “the robot” to the tune of Steppenwolf’s “Magic Carpet Ride." That's exactly what my dad told me on my wedding night! Click HERE for the story, or just watch the video below!
VDPD for Monday, April 29th: "Smoker left butts, empty pack at string of Clay church break-ins." 1st rule of being a criminal...don't leave your butt at the scene. Details by clicking on his mug!
VDPD for Friday, April 26th: "Naked woman 'crawls through strangers' doggie door before found sitting in the bathtub.'" Where I come from we call that "Thursday." Click the mug for more!
VDPD for Thursday, April 25th: ""
VDPD for Wednesday, April 24th: "When oversharing online can get you arrested." The pic says it all...click it for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, April 23rd: "Man named Tom is a peeping tom." Could be worse, his name could be...Peeping? Click 'em for more!
VDPD fr Monday, April 22nd: "Man Detained By TSA Agents For Trying To Bring Sandwich Called 'The Bomb' On Plane." It's a phrase you should probably refrain from saying in the presence of TSA agents...click on the explosive sandwich for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, April 17th: "Man arrested after he posts pics of himself wearing stolen jewelry on social media sites." Well how else are his friends supposed to check out what he stole? Click on the mug for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, April 16th: "Target To Rename 'Orina' Shoe After Learning It Means 'Urine' In Spanish." Click on the urine shoes below for more!
VDPD for Monday, April 15th: "Drinking And Walking Is The New Crime." Nope. Not even to the bathroom. Click the sign that started it all for more...
VDPD for Friday, April 12th: "3 arrested after Wyoming police follow footprints in the snow." A VDPD classic! Click below for more...
VDPD for Thursday, April 11th: "Drunk went to trooper's house to complain about his being turned in for drunken driving last year." Let's see how that one worked out, shall we? Click below to find out!
VDPD for Wednesday, April 10th: "Florida woman finds ‘sign from God’ on Goldfish cracker." Sac-re-LICIOUS! Click below for more on the tasty story!
VDPD for Tuesday, April 9th: "Montana pet owner to feds: The dog ate my money." Hey, this excuse worked for my homework! Click on the "partially digested evidence" for more!
VDPD for Monday, April 8th: "Wrong pretzel dip leads to mall brawl." WTF I SAID HONEY MUSTARD!!!! More below...
VDPD for Friday, April 5th: "SWAT team breaks door, windows at wrong home." The worst part is that they were off by ONE HOUSE - which I'm sure might have ever-so-slightly tipped off the guy they were actually looking for. More below!
VDPD for Thursday, April 4th: "‘Man Screaming for Help’ Who Prompted Call to Cops Turns Out to Be a Goat Yelling Like a Human." WHERE WAS THIS STORY ON MONDAY?!?!?! Click on the familiar image below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, April 3rd: "April Fool: Waffle House Worker Busted For Calling 911 With Phony Robbery Report." Maybe you're taking the joke too far when it results in jailtime. Click the mug for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, April 2nd: "Motorcycle-Driving Easter Bunny Pulled Over, Lectured for Driving Without Helmet." 'Cause yeah, that sounds like the only thing that was wrong in that situation. Click the scene of the crime for more!
VDPD for Monday, April 1st: "Man Steals Tons of Cheese, Flees to NJ." You could argue over which one of the two makes him dumber! Click the stolen goods for more...
VDPD for Thursday, March 28th: "Surprise birthday party for boss landed woman in jail for allegedly embezzling over $181,000." SURPRISE!!! Click her mugshot for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, March 27th: "Lunchladies have been banned from baking triangular flapjacks after a school branded them DANGEROUS." You
HAVE to read a story whose title is "Flapjack whack rap claptrap," lol! Click the weapon of choice for the full story!
VDPD for Tuesday, March 26th: "Man rolls pot cigar at red light — while cop watches." "Officer, I'm not as think as you dumb I am." Click on the offending evidence for more!
VDPD for Monday, March 25th: "Fugitive Tips Off Own Arrest with "Wanted" Shirt." Click on the shirt in question for more!
VDPD for Friday, March 22nd: "Bart Simpson Appears Before U.K. Judge Named Mr. Burns." This actually happened!!! Click on this story's major players for more!
VDPD for Thursday, March 21st: "iPad Thief’s Odd Selfies Stream To Original Owner." How odd? Look - and click - below!
VDPD for Wednesday, March 20th: Whoever created the show "Splash," a reality show where you watch people high-dive. Did you see this last night? Catch some "highlights" below, if you want further proof that reality TV has finally run out of ideas. How in the world has my "Pantsing With The Stars" idea not caught on yet?
VDPD for Tuesday, March 19th: "4 Arrested in Motorcycle Proposal Stunt." It's romantic...until you realize the havoc they caused by stopping traffic on a five-lane highway, lol! Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Monday, March 18th: "physician drove drunk, gave fake name." Until they began to take her to the hospital...where she works and would clearly be recognized. Whoops! Click below for more.
VDPD for Thursday, March 14th: "‘Moonshiners’ star 'Tickle' arrested on public intoxication." Huh? Click the mug (he looks as confused as I am after reading the headline) for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, March 13th: Dolce and Gabbana Plans Perfume for…Babies? GREAT idea, I was just wondering what to do with all this extra money we all have lying around. Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, March 11th: "A single sheet of two photocopied $100 bills was in a printer Jarad S. Carr unsuccessfully tried to return to Walmart." Click the footage below to see how it went!
VDPD for Friday, March 8th: "Woman arrested after she shows waitress her ID...which turns out to be the waitresses' stolen ID." Of all the gin joints in all the world, lol! Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, March 7th: "Man Allegedly Stuffs Beer Cans In His Pants, Claims They Are His Penis." With a pic of what 3 of his penises allegedly look like. Click it for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, March 6th: "Pantsless Woman Arrested For DWI, Tried To Escape In Toy Truck." One thing's for sure, those weren't toy handcuffs they slapped on her! Click the mug below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, March 5th: "After argument, woman sets bed on fire with firecrackers." Gives new meaning to "a hot night in bed," lol. Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, March 4th: "Man calls 911 nine times for cheeseburger." Lol, "I'll have mine with a side of jailtime." Click the yummy source of this craziness below for more!
VDPD for Friday, March 1st: A man who called 911 about a missing crowbar ended up confessing to two robberies that were committed with — a crowbar. Perfect! Now If only I could find who stole my chainsaw and hockey mask...click the mug below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, February 28th: "Man, 36, Assaulted Teen Relative With Taco Bell Burrito." While interviewing the teen cops noted that he had “burrito cheese, sauce and meat all over his clothing and face.” Click the weapon below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, February 27th: Man fakes Robbery To Avoid Telling Wife He Blew $1K At Strip Club. How'd that work out? Find out below!
VDPD for Tuesday, February 26th: "Hi...um, I'm a murderer and a wanted man, you've been chasing me for about 2 years...and I'm here to turn myself in."
"Oh, ok...well, the police station's currently closed. Can you come back tomorrow during normal business hours?"
Seriously. Click below for more.
VDPD for Monday, February 25th: 75 chopsticks stolen, found in suspect's pants. No he wasn't just happy to see you...and an hour later, he STILL wasn't!
Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, February 22nd: Woman accused of giving deputy phony name. How could the lawman tell? Click her face below to find out!!
VDPD for Thursday, February 21st: 'Pastafarian' refuses to take spaghetti strainer off his head for license photo. Say cheese...and macaroni!
Click the pic for details!
VDPD for Wednesday, February 20th: Wallet thief leaves one very incriminating piece of evidence behind...any guesses? Go ahead, just take a wild stab at it, lol. Click the answer below for the full story!
VDPD for Tuesday, February 19th: "Brothers celebrate lottery win by blowing up house." Ok, not necessarily how I would've celebrated, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on this one. Click a pic of what the explosion probably DIDN'T look like for more!
VDPD for Friday, February 15th: "Accused tampon thief hides in cardboard box." I'll just let that one wash over you. Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, February 14th: "Man steals doughnut truck, leads cops on chase." How stereotypical, a bunch of cops chasing after a doughnut truck lol! Click the guilty party's mug below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, February 13th: "Sri Lankan Prisoner Hides Smuggled Cell Phone In Butt, Foiled When Device Rings." With pictu-EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?!?!?!? Click it for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, February 12th: "Police Arrest Florida Man For Drunken Joyride On Motorized Scooter At Walmart." With a picture of what a drunken man who might joyride on a motorized scooter thru Walmart might look like. Click it for more!
VDPD for Monday, February 11th: "Moo Cow" Is An Actual Wanted Criminal Whose Name Is On Missouri, Illinois Billboards." Don't mess with the Moo: find out why below!
VDPD for Thursday, February 7th: "A chain of electronic stores is paying up big-time for what seemed like a long shot: refunds for customers if the opening kickoff return in the first or second half during the Super Bowl ended with a touchdown." And WHAT happened as the second half got underway?!?!?!? Click the ad below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, January 31st: "Man arrested after robbing businesses to pay girlfriend's probation." Kinda romantic, in a "you know what, why don't we all just go to prison" - sorta way...click the mug below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, January 30th: Man charged with damaging hotel, police said he was highly intoxicated and frantically looking for his wife. Bonus: she was at home the whole time! More below...
VDPD for Tuesday, January 29th: "Naked Philly Man Stops Bus." Lol best line has to be "the man got really TESTY at one point." Watch below!
VDPD for Monday, January 28th: "Suspected sneaker thief slips up: wears stolen shoes before they're even available for sale." To quote Shawshank Redemption, "I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?" Well, they did here. Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, January 25th: "McDonald's Customer Says Spicy McChicken Is Too Spicy, Calls Cops." Wow. The chick who sued McDonald's for her coffee being too hot thinks this story's ridiculous. Get more below!
VDPD for Thursday, January 24th: "Man Was Too Drunk To Pull Off Attempted Robbery." Too dumb to be dumb! Click his mug for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, January 23rd: "Braying donkey used as getaway car by 'dumbass' thieves." Oh, here come the donkey/ass jokes!! Click on the ass below for more...
VDPD for Tuesday, January 22nd: "Fire crew called to save tipsy mom after she gets wedged in highchair." WITH VIDEO!!! Story's HERE, click below for more footage!
VDPD for Friday, January 18th: "Domestic Tiff Caused By Husband's Noxious Gas, Wife's Lysol Spray Rejoinder." Well who among us can say we haven't been there, AMIRIGHT LADIES? Click below for more, lol
VDPD for Thursday, January 17th: "Man gets jail time after stealing underwear he was told he'd need in jail...on the way to jail." Got all that? Good! Click on the helpful pic of what underwear might look like for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, January 16th: "Man Crashes Car Into Pizzeria, Orders Pizza." Well what else are you gonna do?!?! Click the scene of the accident below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, January 15th: "Puppy thrown at German biker gang." I'm pretty sure this pic doesn't go with the story, but it's what I came up with when I googled "Puppy thrown at German biker gang." Click it for more on this crazy story!
VDPD for Monday, January 14th: Anti-burglary alarm technician charged with...wait for it...any guesses? Anybody? You'll never guess. Click his mug below to find out!
VDPD for Friday, January 11th: "Counterfeit Money--It's What's For Dinner." Or should I say dessert, after eating at McDonalds immediately after eating at IHOP! Good thing there wasn't a foot chase, I don't know if I'd be able to even stand up after all that food. Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, January 10th: It's winter, so obviously it's time for the annual "burglar gets caught after cops follow trail of..." A)Footprints? B)Tire tracks? C)CHEETOS?!?!?
VDPD for Tuesday, January 8th: We need to come up with a new word to describe this kind of stupid. Just click and read below.
VDPD for Monday, January 7th: "Australian heist goes wrong as robbers tunnel into KFC instead of jewelers." best part is they tried this before and tunneled into the wrong store on the OPPOSITE side of the jewelers lol! Maybe they should've zoomed in on their map a little more...click it below for more.
VDPD for Friday, January 4th: "Man tried to rob convenience store, called mom for a getaway ride home." Wonder if he'll call mom to get a ride home from jail! Click the "this is how Marc looks most mornings before he starts his show" mugshot for more...
VDPD for Thursday, January 3rd: "Arrested woman says mom hit her with Frisbee." Drunken indoor frisbee with mom never ends well. Click below for the details!
VDPD for Wednesday, January 2nd: In one of the more sensible decisions by the California Supreme Court, the court has ruled that people who ride the bumper cars at amusement parks cannot sue those parks because they got bumped during the ride. The dumb tag is for whomever sued in the 1st place. Click - at your own risk - below for more (hey, if the Pres can do it, I think it's safe enough!!)!
VDPD for Monday, December 31st: Woman Arrested For DUI After Driving Through Scene Of Accident...She told them she couldn't go to jail because she had to make a court appearance in the morning. When the officer asked her what the court appearance was for, she replied, "DUI." OYE. Click the mug for more!
VDPD for Friday, December 28th: "Man gets DUI after driving on Alcoholics Anonymous co-founder's lawn." I'll take irony for $500, Alex. Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, December 27th: "Idaho police follow footprints in snow to alleged car burglar's home." 'tis the season for dumb crooks in winter storms! More below...
VDPD for Friday, Decembieber 21st: "Burglar ate pastry, played darts, turned on Christmas lights." There's no place like someone else's home for the holidays, lol! Click his mugshot for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Decembieber 20th: Time for the annual round of "stuck in chimney" stories - this one kicks things off!
VDPD for Wednesday, Decembieber 19th: "Man wears 70 items of clothing at airport to avoid baggage charge." With a helpful pic of what an airplane might look like - click it for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, Decembieber 18th: When plowing a gigantic marriage proposal into a gigantic field, make sure not to make a gigantic spelling error. Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Friday, Decembieber 14th: "Oats Attacks Hall." File this one under "watch out boys he'll chew you up!!" Click on Oats below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Decembieber 13th: "Myrtle Beach woman refuses to pull over unless paid 300K." Click below to find out if the cops paid up (hint: they didn't).
VDPD for Wednesday, Decembieber 12th: "A man called police to ask if an officer could write a note to the local cartel explaining that he lost $20,000 in drug money." With predictable results! Click below for more.
VDPD for Tuesday, Decembieber 11th: "Man steals pig statue from Detroit restaurant, stops to pose for pictures." Yay, free evidence! Click the incriminating pic below for more...
VDPD for Monday, Decembieber 10th: Whadaya do if you're too fat to escape from a Brazil prison? YOU TRY ANYWAY!!! Lol click the pic for more...
VDPD for Friday, Decembieber 7th: Just a collection of VDPDs from the great state of Florida, where it seems the majority of our stories come from lol! Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Decembieber 6th: "Motorist mistook breathalyser for iPhone. 'We didn't really need the reading. There aren't many sober people who'd do that,' said a police spokesman." No, we can't hear you now. Click the pic below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, Decembieber 5th: Alleged Phone Thief Uploads Self-Portrait to Victim's Facebook Page. He looks pretty happy about it too! Click his pic for more lol...
VDPD for Tuesday, Decembieber 4th: Here's an update on a past dumb guy, sort of a "VDPD Where Are They Now:" apparrently the answer to that is "wearing a viking helmet and convicted." Click below for more on the Man Who Gained Internet Fame for Cop Car Rendition of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody!’
VDPD for Monday, Decembieber 3rd: Just look at the pic. Yeah, that's a "bread suit."
VDPD for Friday, November 30th: "Somebody Actually Named Their Child ‘Hashtag!’" #wow #howdumbisthat #clickthepicbelowformore
VDPD for Thursday, November 29th: "Texas Secession Movement Prompts Man To Change His Middle Name To SECEDE (all caps)." THAT'S DUMB. Click his pic for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, November 28th: From the "Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?" Files, "Shredded police reports found as confetti at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade." Click on your personal info below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, November 27th: "Drunken Australian Man Tries To Ride Crocodile." With predictable results. Well, at least the crock looks like he's smiling - click 'em below for more!
VDPD for Monday, November 26th: People behaving badly on Black Friday. Lots of good stuff here, click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, November 21st: 4 words, and nothing else needs to be said: "Cop And Clown Brawl!"
VDPD for Tuesday, November 20th: "Naked man throws rocks at swans as temperature drops to freezing." Sometimes a snarky comment isn't even necessary, lol! Click the swan below (luckily, none were injured in this story) for more!
VDPD for Monday, November 19th: Don't take pics holding the drugs you're about to smuggle. Click on the example of what NOT to do for more!
VDPD for Friday, November 16th: "Rhode Island Man Used Counterfeit $100 Bills Featuring Lincoln's Face." Ugh, there's a reason they're called BENJAMINS dude!!!! Click the cash below for more...
VDPD for Thursday, November 15th: "Service (and Grand Theft Auto) with a Smile." Steal a food delivery vehicle...and keep making the scheduled deliveries?!?!? Ever hear of GETTING AWAY?!!?!? Click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, November 14th: If you were offered a brand new iPad for $200, would you buy it? What if the offer was made at a gas station? What if you weren't able to actually look at it, and when you opened the package you instead saw YOURSELF?!?!? Details here, video below!
VDPD for Tuesday, November 13th: "Naked flasher ruins wedding." "Just...continue to pray." With video goodness below, full story HERE!
VDPD for Monday, November 12th: "Landlady faked robbery after seeing it on CSI." You realize how that show almost always ends for the criminal...right? Click her pic for more!
VDPD for Friday, November 9th: "Language barrier foiled robbery." Although how could you not guess what was going on when masked men enter your chinese restaurant and start yelling? Click below for the story!
VDPD for Thursday, November 8th: Some things you can blame on your little kids...handbag theft, not usually. Details below!
VDPD for Wednesday, November 7th: "Man Admits Murder During Heart Attack, Survives." Whoops! Click below for more!
VDPD for November 6th: "Nun Busted for Stealing $128K in Church Funds to Fuel Gambling Habit." I know it's cheap, but I totally did this one for the "habit" joke. Click below for more!
VDPD for November 5th: "Emma-Louise Hodges, British Bartender, Changes Name To Include 14 Bond Girl Titles." The good news is, there's also a guy across the pond who changed HIS name to include all of the Bond MOVIE TITLES! Let's set these two up...and keep them as far away from us as possible! Click below for more...
VDPD for Friday, November 2nd: "Excuse me officer, can you help me resolve a dispute with my roommate? By the way, just ignore the fact that we're illegally living in a vacant house and stealing electricity, gas and water service." Click the mugs below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, November 1st: Rob a bank, drop the loot when dye pack explodes...and somehow also drop a loan statement with all your info on it. YOU DON'T NEED AN ID TO ROB A BANK!!!!! Click below for more, lol!
VDPD for Wednesday, October 31st: Man celebrates getting off a list that banned him from getting drunk at pubs, by getting drunk at pub...with predictable results! Click below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, October 30th: When you're robbing a bank, good service is hard to find...but that doesn't mean you should return to the scene of the crime and demand better service! This guy did, click on his mug for the whole dumb story!
VDPD for Friday, October 26th: "Senior shows pluck, gumption and moxie in helping catch a thief on the upper East Side." It also helps when the thief drops a court document with his contact info on it. Click on the badass hero below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, October 25th: "Convenience store clerk GAINS money following robbery attempt." Don't think we've ever heard that one before! Click below to find out how!
VDPD for Wednesday, October 24th: "Burglary suspects get lost trying to flee, get arrested when they drive by crime scene." 3 letters boys: G-P-S. Click below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, October 23rd: "Student Charged With Significant Vandalism At Dowdy-Ficklen." Click below for the full account of his dumbassery...
VDPD for Monday, October 22nd: "Clarksville man charged with egging ex-wife." Not "egging her on," mind you...actually egging her. Bonus: he wasn't really aiming for her. With a picture of what an egg might look like. Click on it for more!!
VDPD for Friday, October 19th: "Man's identity theft attempt falls flat at Des Moines bank." I'm not even sure what color to call that goatee, lol! Click pic for the full story!
VDPD for Thursday, October 18th: a 9-1-1 two-fer!
WOMAN LIED TO 9-1-1 ABOUT INFANT BEING TRAPPED INSIDE LOCKED CAR TO GET QUICKER RESPONSE: A 49-year-old woman who got locked out of her home in Florida called 9-1-1 and told police her baby was trapped in the car in order to get a quicker response. A responding sheriff's deputy said there was no child in the car when he went to Brenda Crosdale's home. A male on the scene told the deputy, "Brenda only said that to get you guys here quicker." She was arrested for misuse of the 9-1-1 system and briefly booked into jail. She was released after posting $500 bond. (The Smoking Gun)
WOMAN CALLED 9-1-1 TO REVIEW JAIL FOOD: A woman in Florida faces charges after she called 9-1-1 multiple times to talk about a bologna sandwich she was fed during her recent incarceration at the Brevard County Jail Complex. Authorities in Palm Bay said 51-year-old Christine Brown called 9-1-1 six times on Saturday to THANK Sheriff Jack Parker for the sandwich. When dispatchers asked Brown if she had an emergency, she ignored their question and continued to praise the sandwich. Officers arrived at her house to find that she was still on the line with a dispatcher. Brown was charged with six felony counts of misuse of 9-1-1 and taken to the same jail. (UPI)
VDPD for Wednesday, October 17th: "Man Caught Frying Bacon in Home He Burglarized Gets 7 Years in Prison," and other awesome stories from a Missouri police blotter. Click below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, October 16th: Don't return to the scene of the crime to see if you can find the drivers license you left behind...just makes it easier to arrest you. Click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, October 10th: a story of Parking lot impatience. With a picture of what a parking lot might look like. Click on it for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, Oct 9th: "Impatient Man Calls 911 From Police Department Lobby." He probably could've just yelled, lol! Click below for more...
VDPD for Monday, Oct 8th: "Three men 'posing as maintenance workers' arrested after botched Ocean's Eleven-style raid at Atlantis resort casino in Bahamas." Must be tough to escape after robbing a place on an island, lol! Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, Oct 5th: "Woman holds up variety store by pretending finger was a gun."
"That's not a gun, it's your finger."
"No it's not, it's a gun."
"Oh yeah? Show it to me."
"Get outta here I'm not gonna show you my gun!"
It might've gone something like that scene from Field of Dreams...and since I can't find that scene on youtube, here's a video of an incredibly horrible imitation. click HERE for the full story!
VDPD for Thursday, Oct 4th: "Facebook photos point to burglary and party." 'Cause nobody ever looks on Facebook, lol! Click below for more...
VDPD for Wednesday, Oct 3rd: "Woman rescued after falling off 60-foot cliff while texting." File "near a 60-ft cliff" under "places where maybe you should consider putting your phone away." More below!
VDPD for Tuesday, Oct 2nd: St. Paul movie-makers stage crash, gunfight - but forget to warn the cops. Hilarity ensues. Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, Sept 28th: "Man arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt." Ok, it doesn't compete with "eel up a man's butt" from yesterday, but it does put the VDPD odd animal placement trifecta in play! Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Sept 27th: "Hospital removes eel from man's bum." Like that's not enough to get you to click below!!
VDPD for Tuesday, Sept 25th: Anybody wanna take a stab at what happens when you open the hatch on a part of a boat that's underwater? The pic should provide your answer...click it for more!
VDPD for Monday, Sept 24th: Two dummies for the price of none!! Click here for one, and the scene of the crime below for the other!
VDPD for Friday, Sept 21st, since we're on the pirate theme today: A woman who shouted "I'm Jack Sparrow" at police as she stole a ferry was lucky she was not injured...although looking at her mugshot, are we POSITIVE she wasn't injured?!?! Click it for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Sept 20th: "Aunt Forces Wet Nephew to Ride in Trunk of Lexus." Well, c'mon, it WAS a Lexus...click on the trunk for more ridiculousness!
VDPD for Wednesday, Sept 19th: When the quote 'I Done Seen It On The MythBusters' is involved in the story, you KNOW it's gonna be both awesome and dumb. Click the mugshot - which can also be described as both awesome and dumb - for the story!
VDPD for Tuesday, Sept 18th: The 1st line of this story reads: "Byron Harvey apparently had a lot going on in his pants." How could you NOT wanna click on the mug below to find out more?!?!?!
VDPD for Monday, Sept 17th: LOTS of things wrong with this story...and the pic below is actually appropriate. Click and enjoy!!
VDPD for Friday, Sept 14th: Man tries to buy beer with credit card that belongs to the bartender. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, lol! Click the mugshot below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Sept 13th: North Carolina burglar falls asleep during BBQ break-in. I usually fall asleep AFTER barbeque, this guy's got it all wrong! Click the surveillance camera pic for more!
VDPD for Friday, Sept 7th: Cops nab alleged boozer on a motorized picnic table...presumably because of what was in the trunk lol! Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Sept 6th: Russian man fakes his own death in "car-crash marriage proposal" — and she said YES!!! Whose the dumb one here?!?! Find out for yourself by clicking the pic below!
VDPD for Wednesday, Sept 5th: The hilarious moment a stark naked man walks out of the woods and interrupts a TV interview with an elderly couple. Well who hasn't seen THAT before! Read more here, watch it below!
VDPD for Tuesday, Sept 4th: Woman Arrested 4 Times In 26 Hours. Probably not a record, but pretty solid for a back-to-work Tuesday. More info below!
VDPD for Friday, August 31st: boyfriend almost dies in botched birthday stunt. Next time, if you are going to mail yourself somewhere, at least poke a few holes in the box. Or, just reconsider entirely; yeah, that's a better idea. Click the package below for more on the story, and the hilarious pics that went with it!
VDPD for Thursday, August 30th: Missing woman unwittingly joins search party for herself. How can that possibly happen, you may ask? I just read it...and I'm still not sure. Click on the "scene of the lack of a crime" below for the full story!
VDPD for Wednesday, August 29th: A Deaf Three-Year-Old is Banned From Signing His Name at Preschool . . . Because the Sign Looks Too Much Like a Gun. Seriously. Zero-tolerance policies have sunk to a new low. Click below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, August 28th: Hot Pepper Shoplifter Gets Caught After Vomiting Looted Vegetables. Should've stolen some cooling blue cheese dressing while he was at it! Click the peppers below for more!
VDPD for Monday, August 27th: Whoops! NBC news reports death of astronaut Neil ...Young. Click on "the astronaut's" pic below for more!!!
VDPD for Friday, August 24th: Wisconsin woman takes husband to police for 'talking stupidly.' WAIT, THAT'S A CRIME?!?!?! Oh, it's not...whew. Click below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, August 23rd: A man proposed to his girlfriend immediately after the couple was arrested for aggravated robbery. And she said YES! Awwwww! More below.
VDPD for Wednesday, August 22nd: When spraying a number of people with bear repellent as part of a fraternity prank, make sure the wind doesn't shift it back into your face. Welcome back to college, kiddies! Click below for more...
VDPD for Tuesday, August 21st: Office of Research Integrity employee charged in string of bank robberies - in each, she wore a pink toboggan, sunglasses and a surgical mask to the crime scene. How do you wear a toboggan?!?!?! Click on the toboggan below for more of the story!
VDPD for Monday, August 20th: Man accused of breaking into home, flipping on TV, taking off clothes, cooking pie...other than that, nothing unusual. Click the mug below for more!
VDPD for Friday, August 17th: The ocean is not a suitable getaway option when running from the police - more below!
VDPD for Thursday, August 16th: Thief arrested for shoplifting after hiding 42in TV under her skirt. HOW BIG IS YOUR SKIRT?!?!?!? Click on what she, ahem, "carried out" below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, August 15th: The man you're looking at below co-founded the company that makes Crocs. He also was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence over the weekend after police say a witness found him passed out behind the wheel of his Porsche. Then he blamed Taylor Swift. Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, August 14th: Holding a sign that says "You’re being robbed” outside a bank, acceptable form of protest. Holding a sign that says "You’re being robbed” INSIDE a bank...they might think you're trying to rob it. Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, August 13th: a couple of nude dumb guys in the news over the weekend...click HERE for one. Click the mug shot below for the other, which conveniently provides a link to every naked criminal story since June - in the state of Florida. And there are LOTS of them!!! What's in the water down there?!?!?
VDPD for Friday, August 10th: A Pennsylvania woman with severely sunburned buttocks last night stabbed her boyfriend with a large steak knife after he slapped her rear end while she was doing the dishes in her home. Best part of the story: The man said, "What are you going to do, stab me in front of your children?" The woman quickly came to her senses and calmly asked her kids to LEAVE THE ROOM! More below...
VDPD for Thursday, August 9th: Ok, sure, it was a lame excuse...but wouldn't you tune into a reality show called "You Just Got Robbed?" TV execs should be all over this! More below...
VDPD for Wednesday, August 8th: A plan to plunder an Onslow County cruise boat and a fishing vessel sent one man overboard Saturday morning, as surveillance cameras captured the crime unfolding. Check it out below!
VDPD for Tuesday, August 7th: Self-proclaimed “level 14 government employee” attempts to order some food at the drive thru window–without actually driving. You'd think someone with such a prestigious job would be showing up at a drive-thru in a car...and wouldn't be meandering around drive-thrus completely wasted. More below!
VDPD for Monday, August 6th: Vermont man crushed cop cars with tractor. Cops couldn't pursue the fleeing suspect because...well, read the 1st part again. Click the wreckage below for more!
VDPD for Friday, August 3rd: David Caruso is accused of driving through a sobriety checkpoint with a beer in his hand. No, not THAT David Caruso.
This one, click his mug for the rest of his idiocy!
VDPD for Thursday, August 2nd: Bad disguise, bad timing land fast-food worker in jail after holdup. Essentially, this whole story should be put in the robbery handbook under the category "what NOT to do." More below!
VDPD for Wednesday, August 1st: Man gripped by Olympic fever tries to swim to America...from France. Gets 300 yards out to sea...changes mind. Finally, an Olympic FAIL that doesn't involve NBC's coverage! More below!
VDPD for Tuesday, July 31st: Fireworks in buttocks trick, ahem, "backfires." HI-YO! Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, July 30th: Seriously, how do you NOT KNOW whether or not you own a Kindle?!?!
VDPD for Friday, July 27th: In the battle of Man Vs Mouse...wait, MOUSE WINS?!?! Click on the victor below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, July 26th: NC Man Refuses To Leave Jail, Charged With Trespassing. Whoops! Click the pic below for more...
VDPD for Wednesday, July 25th: "Ukrainians discuss plan to get pigeons drunk then deport them." That's the actual title of the article!!! Click the pigeon below for more...
VDPD for Tuesday, July 24th: Teen Vs Mailbox: who wins? Find out by clicking below!
VDPD for Monday, July 23rd: Time to play America's favorite game, "Which One's The Rescue Boat, and Which One's The Rescue Boat Sent to Rescue the Rescue Boat?" Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, July 20th: "Man Sucks Woman's Toe At Georgia Walmart And Runs From Store." Man, those greeters are getting more and more aggressive! Click below for more...
VDPD for Thursday, July 19th: Woman "busts out" of Pathmark topless. PUNS ROCK! Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, July 18th: "Teens steal bikes minutes after release from jail, one of them sticks finger into electrical socket." Ok, I made up the second part, but look at his hair in this pic - it's very believable! Click it for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, July 17th: Teller discourages would-be bank robber by asking him to take off his sunglasses. Click on the pic of what a man wearing sunglasses might look like for more!
VDPD for Monday, July 16th: An Arkansas driver told cops that she fled the scene of an accident Sunday night because she was concerned that, if she stopped, ice cream she was carrying home would melt. Click on the pic of what melting ice cream might look like for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, July 10th: "Aw, mom..."
VDPD for Monday, July 9th: What's better than 3 straight days of naked VDPDs? How about a "Naked Crime Wave," all in the same city! Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, July 6th: Man Charged With Back-To-Back DWI's, Parents Bail Him Out. And he's local! Click the pic for more!
VDPD for Thursday, July 5th: Would-be-burglar stuck for 9 hours under door of store he intended to rob. Instead of calling the police or paramedics, the store owner does what any responsible person would do...he takes video on his cellphone and posts to Youtube! Check the story out here, and the video below!
VDPD for Tuesday, July 3rd: Man threatens to beat neighbor, but he's gotta poop first. Click on the potential pooper for more on the case of the post-poop planned posterior pummeling!
VDPD for Monday, July 2nd: ME, for stressing because 1) I thought "scout night" at Friday's Morehead City Marlins game meant that pro scouts would be watching my 1st pitch (in reality, there were boy and cub scouts in attendance!!)...and 2) for the actual pitch, watch below!
VDPD for Friday, June 29th: Man Testing Lighter at Gas Pump Sets Self on Fire. Yup, the title kinda speaks for itself. Click the in-action pic below for more, incl a video!
VDPD for Thursday, June 28th: Man allegedly draws gun on neighbor for passing gas. Well that just stinks! Click the mug for more...
VDPD for Wednesday, June 27th: When the headline begins "Man stuffs meat in pants," you know a dumb story will follow. Click on the mug for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, June 26th: Is it illegal to steal a TV, if you're stealing it from someone who stole it themselves? Yes, it is. Click on the TV for more!
VDPD for Monday, June 25th: today we bring you the drunken thief who robbed his local bookies. Picture Norm from 'Cheers' walking into the bar and trying to rob the place thinking nobody would notice it was him. Read more below!
VDPD for Friday, June 22nd: Woman robs store while keeping a taxi cab waiting...juuuust a little too long. Dude, I don't know why you were worried, she was robbing the place so she'd have plenty of money for the fare!! Click the mug for the full story...
VDPD for Thursday, June 21st: "...one of the two women had 'mentioned something about the bills being very pretty and she wanted to look at them because money was boring looking where she came from.'" And somehow $841 went missing. Click below to find out how (in case you hadn't already put 2 and 2 together)!
VDPD for Wednesday, June 20th: Hypnotist Calls For Backup After Students Remain Stuck In Trance At Canadian Private School. Click the pic of the school for more info, and an uncomfortably awkward video!
VDPD for Tuesday, June 19th: Man Who Couldn't Take Kitten Into Strip Club Repeatedly Called 911. "Deputies noted that he appeared intoxicated." Thanks, never would've guessed that one! Click the mug for more!
VDPD for Monday, June 18th: Surveillance video captures the moment an escaping jail inmate picked the wrong door, and burst into a Kentucky courtroom that was in-session! Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, June 15th: WE DID IT! The trifecta is complete - THREE NAKED VDPDS IN A ROW! Click below for another nude dumb guy!
VDPD for Thursday, June 14th: "Naked Southern Illinois man flees spider." Once again, Click on what we've posted in lieu of an actual pic of the incident for more! For the record, that's 2 straight days of stories involving naked dumb guys. Can Marc go for the trifecta tomorrow morning? Stay tuned...
VDPD for Wednesday, June 13th: Man caught after running naked through Wal-Mart and on Route 295. Click on what we've posted in lieu of an actual pic of the incident for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, June 12th: Special Getaway Car Edition! Two stories, one with a classic VDPD plot, the other quite unique...click the pics to check 'em out!
VDPD for Monday, June 11th: Man on Trial for Assault Tells Friend on Facebook He’s ‘Getting Away With It’; Does Not. Click the gavel below for more!
VDPD for Friday, June 8th: THIEF HID STEAKS IN PANTS. I did an image google for “hidden meat in pants,” and that was a big mistake. So just click here for more on today’s VDPD!
VDPD for Thursday, June 7th: All this suspiciousness to cover up a Tylenol pill?!?!?! Click below to read more!
VDPD for Wednesday, June 6th: Men Try To Steal Clock Off The Wall...Of A Police Station Interrogation Room. Yeah, 'cause you know, they never have cameras in those rooms. Click the mug below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, June 5th: When you steal someone's money, you wanna stretch the value of that stolen money...but it's probably not the best idea to use your easily identifiable shopper's card to do it! Click below for more!
VDPD for Monday, June 4th: Dude, tacos at Taco Bell are like 23 cents a pop...it's not worth ramming your car into the store if they mess up your order! Click below on what a Taco Bell might look like without this dude's car plowed into it for more...
VDPD for Friday, June 1st: Someone broke into a house, stole nothing, took out the trash, vacuumed the carpet and cleaned up the playroom...and left a bill! Click on the surprised homeowner for more!
VDPD for Thursday, May 31st: Three men abandoned their weekend robbery attempt when the Northwestern University student they had confronted pointed out that they were standing in front of the university police station. Click the squad car below for the full story!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 30th: Here's a pro-tip: Hiding in a nudist camp after robbing a hardware store won't work very well if you're not willing to take off your clothes. More below!
VDPD for Friday, May 25th: Man records himself on a stolen camera taunting police. Now he’s in jail, and the video has made a radio station website dealing with dumb people, so you can see how that plan worked out. Get the full story here, and enjoy the video below!
VDPD for Thursday, May 24th: Man with Zebra and Parrot is arresOH MY GOODNESS THAT'S AN ACTUAL PERSON? Click on the mugshot, if you can stomach looking at it, for the whole story!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 23rd: You know what they say..."a diamond takes forever," HI-YO! Find out why that's funny below!
VDPD for Tuesday, May 22nd: Sometimes when you're having a fight with your girlfriend, the best thing to do is to immediately remove yourself from the situation. Unless you're in a moving vehicle!! Click on the pic of what this might have looked like for more...
VDPD for Monday, May 21st:
Here's one perp who's definitely not ready for prime time crime. In Henderson, North Carolina, Mostafa Hendi was charged with attempted robbery of the We Buy Gold store. And we use the word attempt quite loosely. Clerk Derek Mothershead was able to stop Hendi rather easily. As Hendi reached for money in the store's cash drawer, Mothershead punched him in the face, momentarily knocking him out cold. He then held Hendi down with one hand and called 911 with the other. The best part is that while the two waited for police, Mothershead handed Hendi a bottle of cleanser and some paper towels and ordered him to clean up his blood off of the floor.
VDPD for Friday, May 18th: "Questioned by police, Phipps told officers he was bound for Bracken Library for some studying, although he acknowledged he wasn't a student and didn't know what he was going to study." Great mugshot, click it for more!
VDPD for Thursday, May 17th: New York man has his friend shoot him in the leg with a rifle because he wanted to know what it feels like to be shot in the leg with a rifle. Yup. More below!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 16th: Bounty hunters arrested - apparently, there were bounties out on their heads as well! And how does this old woman fit into the story? Read more below and find out!
VDPD for Tuesday, May 15th: Teenager Tried To Rob Officer At Police Station. At least they didn't have far to go to book him! More below...
VDPD for Monday, May 14th: Fist-pumping record attempt in Akron. Will he do it? Will you care? Do you think he's cool with the fact that it looks like people have signed his shirt, or was he just unable to stop them from writing on it because he was too busy fist-pumping? Too many questions, click below to answer some of them!
VDPD for Friday, May 11th: Robber hits bank, but forgets bag of cash on his way out...and why was he wearing one blue latex glove? Find out more below!
VDPD for Thursday, May 10th: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...he walks into mine...trying to use my ID to get in. Click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 9th: A Siberian man angrily stormed off when his wife served him cold soup — only to get lost in the woods for more than a month, barely managing to survive. Dude...next time, just eat the soup. For more, click the pic of what he stared at for a month!
VDPD for Tuesday, May 8th: Drunk Swimmer Survives Channel Crossing. Very dumb, and very lucky...and at least he got a new nickname out of it! Click his pic for more!
VDPD for Monday May 7th: Robber leaves his cell phone at the crime scene, complete with a digital photo of himself posing with the same handgun he used to threaten his victims. Click his mug for more!
VDPD for Friday, May 4th: Man calls 9-1-1 to report that his phone's not working. Yeah, read that again. I know, still doesn't make sense. Click below to hear the call!
VDPD for Thursday, May 3rd: "With the crotch hanging over his nose, the would-be robber threatened the shop assistant." How'd it end up for that guy? Click below and find out!
VDPD for Wednesday, May 2nd: Woman crashes into liquor store, continues down the center aisle. With a pic of what the center aisle looked like BEFORE the incident. Click it for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, May 1st: It's going to be hard to conceal your identity if you're vain enough to tattoo your name on your forearm. Click below for more!
VDPD for Mon, April 30th: If you're gonna flash a fake badge and pretend to be a real cop...don't do it to an actual REAL COP. Click the fake badge below for more!
VDPD for Fri, April 27th: 'Polite' burglar offers trade with homeowners after burglary. Click on a pic of the homeowner telling his story, for more of the story!
VDPD for Thu, April 26th: Former Flight Student Arrested for Trying Steal Plane at Gunpoint, Proves He Probably Wasn't a Good Student. With pic of what the plane would've looked like, had he been able to get it in the air. Click it for the details!
VDPD for Wed, April 25th: Wanted man found hiding in house with framed newspaper clipping of his crime on wall. Cue the "he was framed" jokes! Click on the portrait below for the full story!
VDPD for Tuesday, April 24th: Dumb guy does something dumb, but it's not truly his dumbest hour until he posts his dumbness on Facebook! For more, click on the pic he posted for all to see!
VDPD for Monday, April 23rd: Bank robber passes out during heist, wakes up and continues his plan...maybe he shoulda stayed passed out! More below!
VDPD for Friday, April 20th: Felon Marvin Leonard Morris Jr. faces prison time after being tripped up by...PANTS ON THE GROUND! PANTS ON THE GROUND! LOOKIN' LIKE A FOOL WIT' YO' PANTS ON THE GROUND!! Click on said ground-pants below for more!
VDPD for Thursday, April 19th: Taliban commander turns self in... for reward on himself. Yup. Click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, April 18th: Fellony commits felony, says she did it because "a woman fell-on-me." We couldn't come up with this stuff if we tried!! More below...
VDPD for Tuesday, April 17th: Suspect makes policework easy by showing his ID to a convenience store clerk before attempting to rob the place. Click the mug for more!
VDPD for Monday, April 16th: Store Charges Woman $167 for a jar of Peanut Butter. With a pic of what a jar of peanut butter and a receipt might look like. Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, April 13th: ‘Butt-dialing’ leads police to suspected thief. With a pic of what a butt and a cellphone might look like. Click the tush for more!
VDPD for Thursday, April 12th: Bank Robbers Caught After Returning To Crime Scene. Find out more by clicking below!
VDPD for Wednesday, April 11th: Well over 10 felonies in 9 hours! Click below for the details!
VDPD for Tuesday, April 10th: ‘Dancing burglar’ arrested after moves recognized. Check out his "swag" below, and read more here!
VDPD for Monday, April 9th: Easter Bunny "tailed," discovered to be "hopped-up" on illegal prescription meds. Click the mugshot for more info, hopefully not for more bad puns!
VDPD for Thursday, April 5th: “We arrived to find intoxicated Canadian men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren’t made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night.” Click below for more lol!
VDPD for Wednesday, April 4th: "Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate." If you're in the woods...or, if you THINK you're in the woods...can't you just urinate anywhere? Find out more below!!
VDPD for Tuesday, April 3rd: Just watch the video.
VDPD for Monday, April 2nd: Proving in real life the old saying that a gambler is more likely to be struck by lightening than win the jackpot. Also proving the old adage that you shouldn't go outside during a lightening storm. More below!
VDPD for Friday, March 30th: Hope you heard it - just got a call from Robin in New Bern about a lady on highway 70 essentially doing what the guy below's doing!
VDPD for Thursday, March 29th: Man in a sombrero wearing a boxing glove jumps on cop car and shouts his name. Just look at the mugshot. The story's funny, and you can click below for more, but even if this was an article about stamp collection I'd put it up here just for the mugshot!
VDPD for Wednesday, March 28th: Man faces charges after firing gun in the air to celebrate his new job! Hope the new employers didn't see this, click below for more!
VDPD for Tuesday, March 27th: Robber leaves jacket near the crime scene with a letter addressed to himself in one of the Jacket's pockets. With a helpful pic of what a jacket might look like. Click it for more!
VDPD for Monday, March 26th: Man annoyed by wife who wanted to look over his shoulder at his Facebook page calls 911...with predictable results. Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, March 23rd: Iowa City man injures deputy, tells police he was forced to handle nuclear bomb. Oh, and he was naked. Thank goodness we only have his image from the neck up! Click on it for the full story!
VDPD for Thursday, March 22nd: Drug smuggler with license plate SMUGLER staying at the Smuggler's Inn discovers that cops don't have much of a sense of irony - click below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, March 21st: Ringing cell phone leads patrolman to burglar at officer's own home. With pic of what a ringing cell phone might look like. Click it for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, March 14th: How stupid does a criminal have to be to call their mommy to bring them a spare set of keys for their getaway car? Click on the keys below to find out!
VDPD for Tuesday, March 13th: When your getaway vehicle of choice is a moped, you don't really have a firm grasp on the concept of "getting away." More below!
VDPD for Monday, March 12th: Employee Talks Armed Gunman Out Of Robbery. Then talks him into filling out a job application. With ALL his contact info on it. Click below to see how that worked out for him.
VDPD for Fri, March 9th: maybe the only time the phrase "committing criminal mischief with the cheese" has appeared in a criminal complaint. Click on the mug to read more!
VDPD for Thu, March 8th: Just watch the video.
VDPD for Wed, March 7th: If You're Going To Dine-And-Dash, Don't Do It In A Restaurant Full Of Cops - with picture of what cops might look like, if we lived in a world of legos - click on it for more!
VDPD for Tue, March 6th: Man dies while trying to set record for longest time spent buried alive. Seriously. Dumb doesn't even begin to describe this one, but click on it anyway for more!
VDPD for Mon, March 5th: Failed robber offers to buy back his own gun from victims. Read that sentence again. Yup, still doesn't make sense! Click below for the explanation.
VDPD for Fri, March 2nd: Wayne Jones is so proud of his weightlifting prowess that he has an image of barbells and the number 400 tattooed on his chiseled abs...which he flashes at people he robs. Which makes it easy to catch him. Click the mug for more!
VDPD for Thu, Mar 1st: The pic says it all. (If you don't notice right away, keep in mind the irony of Literacy Night lol!!!). Click the sign for more!
VDPD for Wed, Feb 29th: Man Faces Charges After Impersonating Denny's Employee - click on the burger he supposedly cooked below for more!
VDPD for Tue, Feb 28th: Two Massachusetts men who were arrested for stealing the head of an ice sculpture could go free after the evidence...melted. Who would've thought THAT was gonna happen, lol?!?!?! Click the sculpture (head included) below for more:
VDPD for Mon, Feb 27th: Baggiest. Pants. EVER! Click on the mugshot for more!
VDPD for Fri, Feb 24th: First rule of Elaborately-staged accident: you do not talk about Elaborately-staged accident. Second rule of Elaborately-staged accident: look for security cameras, because they're there. Click on the mug for more!
VDPD for Thu, Feb 23rd: Burglar found in his underpants, trying on ladies' clothes. And THEN it gets wierd! Find the whole story here.
VDPD for Wed, Feb 22nd: Nude driver hits 7 cars before stopping for police. Alcohol/drugs...were NOT a factor?!?!? Read more below!
VDPD for Tues, Feb 21st: a man in a wheelchair held up a convenience store with a knife and told the store clerk police would not arrest a handicapped person...was he right? Click on his pic below to find out!
VDPD for Fri, Feb 17th: More below!
VDPD for Thu, Feb 16th: After firing a gunshot at a car, the man stopped his car in front of the victims, approached the women and said, "Sorry, wrong car." More below!
VDPD for Wed, Feb 15th: If you're a fugitive, why on earth would you post pics of yourself posing with a wax figure of the president on your Facebook account? Moreover, why would you even HAVE a Facebook account?!?! This guy did, click on wax Obama for his story!
VDPD for Tues, Feb 14th: State troopers say a man they were chasing was on the phone with his mother while drinking beer, and that's why he wouldn't stop for them early Saturday morning. Click on the image below - the 1st one that popped up when I searched "beer phone mom" on google images - for more!
VDPD for Mon, Feb 13th: Man starts police chase for the fun of it. Click on what was chasing him below for more!
VDPD for Fri, Feb 10th: Three men and teen accused of hiding stolen jewelry in Chinese food charged with grand theft - click on the incriminating photo (is it really "hiding" if they just place the jewelry ON TOP of the food?) for more!
VDPD for Thu, Feb 9th: Man Misspells ‘Slut’ in Vandalism Attacks, Gets Caught By Spelling Test. What a sult. Click on the misspelling below for more, lol!
VDPD for Wed, Feb 8th: DUI arrest made easier by license plate that reads "SAUCED" - and the guy's a well-known athlete to boot! More below...
VDPD for Tues, Feb 7th: "She told police that burglars had taken the television out through the lounge window. But when police measured the window, they found it was smaller than the flat screen TV." More below!
VDPD for Mon, Feb 6th: Come for "Supermarket burglar found naked and covered in peanut butter and chocolate," Stay for "He also spelled out 'Sorry' on the floor using NyQuill." Click on mugshot below for more!
VDPD for Fri, Feb 3rd: Always tell the truth, unless daddy's a criminal. Then, lie like it's going out of style! Click on the mugshot for more...
VDPD for Thu, Feb 2nd: Zamboni operator arrested for allegedly driving drunk at Minnesota rink. Click on pic of what this might have looked like for the full story!
VDPD for Wed, Feb 1st: Man charged after found asleep in SUV, urinates in police station and plays "air piano." Can't make this stuff up, more below!
VDPD for Tuesday, Jan 31st: If you're gonna break into the CNN building, it better be to do something spectacular...not to check Facebook. Click on the VDBFF's below for the whole story!
VDPD for Monday, Jan 30th: When stealing someone’s cellphone, it’s probably best not to answer it when the victim calls, and better still not to offer to sell it back along with other stolen items. Click below for more!
VDPD for Friday, Jan 27th: The number of things this guy successfully pulled off become less impressive when considering the one thing he left behind. Click the mug shot for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Jan 26th: Small dog wards off big intruders. Click on said small dog below for more!
VDPD for Wednesday, Jan 25th: the pic says it all. Click it for the whole story!
VDPD for Tuesday, Jan 24th: The Tony Hawk of Bank Robbers? Click on the pic of the REAL Tony Hawk for more (just to be clear, the only thing he's guilty of is making that face lol)!
VDPD for Monday, Jan 23rd: When your vanity license plate's got your last name on it, DON'T USE YOU CAR AS THE GETAWAY CAR! Click on the vanity plate below for details!
VDPD for Friday, Jan 20th: The Wrong Question To Ask!
19-year-old Devonte Davon Jeter was one of four men in a car stopped by Midland, Pennsylvania police back on May 13. The officer found marijuana in the car but Jeter's defense attorney argued that the bag of pot could have belonged to any of the four men and there's no way to prove it belonged to his client. Unfortunately for him, that argument kind of fell apart due to one simple question Jeter asked the arresting officer. That question was, "Can I have my weed back?" The prosecutor in the case told the judge, "I don't know what else 'Can I have my weed back?' can mean, other than it's his." The judge agreed and ordered Jeter to stand trial on marijuana possession charges. (Beaver County Times)
VDPD for Thursday, Jan 19th: Man tries to steal police car - at police station - and uses the computer inside the cruiser and the police radio to ask dispatch how to put the car in gear. Click the mugshot for more on this "bucket o' fail."
VDPD for Wednesday, Jan 18th: “Alleged carjacker arrested when he stops for gas.” Click on the clue that should’ve tipped him off for the full story!
VDPD for Tuesday, Jan 17th: New Hampshire Police Arrest Man Driving Car With Only Three Tires. Would you believe he was "under the influence" at the time?!?! Click on the mugshot for the full story!
VDPD gets LOCAL for Friday, Jan 13th: La Grange man trapped in car wash for 36 hours. Is this even true?!?!? Click on what one man saw for 36 hours to get the rest of the story (worth it for his quotes alone)!
VDPD for Thursday, Jan 12th: if this guy came at you wildly swinging a stuffed monkey, how would you handle it? Click his pic below to see how the cops did!
VDPD for Wednesday, Jan 11: don’t show up to court on drug charges wearing a shirt that shows the instructions for making crack cocaine. Click on the offending shirt for the full story!
VDPD for Tuesday Jan 10th: Click below on the image of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Seriously. That's his name. And if he wasn't also a criminal, he'd STILL make the VDPD Hall Of Fame on name alone!
VDPD for Monday Jan 9th: your classic "drug addict took a photo of himself on a phone he had stolen, and then dropped it in front of a house he had burgled" story - click on "Exhibit A" below for the full story!
VDPD for Friday Jan 6th: "Colorado woman punches, rubs her buttocks against $30 million painting." Work by American abstract expressionist artist gets “abstract treatment,” lol! Click the mug shot for more!
VDPD for Thursday, Jan 5th: Utah woman accused of theft claims to be Cosby kid. Click below on face of the Cosby kid she was claiming to be for the rest of the story!
VDPD for Wednesday, Jan 4th: Man calls 911 after being hit by grocery cart. Click on the offending cart for the full story!
VDPD for Tuesday, Jan 3rd: No Sale - Million-Dollar Bill Gets North Carolina Man Arrested at Walmart
LEXINGTON, N.C. – Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?
Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart.
Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested.
The largest bill in circulation is $100. The government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969.
Fuller was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument. He is in jail on a $17,500 bond, and it isn't clear if he has an attorney. He is scheduled to be in court Tuesday.
VDPD for Friday, Dec 30th - "Investigators say several eyewitnesses, including the Good Samaritan, jotted down the vehicle’s license plate number after noting that it is somewhat unusual to see someone running from a bank carrying a bag billowing thick red smoke.
Investigators say several eyewitnesses, including the Good Samaritan, jotted down the vehicle’s license plate number after noting that it is somewhat unusual to see someone running from a bank carrying a bag billowing thick red smoke.
Investigators say several eyewitnesses, including the Good Samaritan, jotted down the vehicle’s license plate number after noting that it is somewhat unusual to see someone running from a bank carrying a bag billowing thick red smoke.
"Investigators say several eyewitnesses jotted down the vehicle’s license plate number after noting that it is somewhat unusual to see someone running from a bank carrying a bag billowing thick red smoke. " Click below for the rest of the story!
VDPD for Thursday, Dec 29th: NEW JERSEY COP ARRESTED FOR DWI AFTER DWI CLASS - givin' some love to my most-recent home state, click below for the full story!
VDPD for Wednesday Dec 28th: Florida Man Orders Beer, Robs Bank, Returns To Beer. Click on Florida man below for the details!
VDPD for Tuesday Dec 27th - just a bunch of crazy Brits changing their names...
VDPD for Friday Dec 23rd, the title says it all (and thank goodness there's no pic, lol)!
Naked, roaring man arrested after sleeping in stranger's home
A 31-year-old Bozeman man was arrested on suspicion of sleeping naked in a Dier Lane garage and then roaring at officers trying to capture him.
Thomas Lehman Manley was arrested Tuesday on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespassing, resisting arrest and obstructing an officer. He was initially ordered held in the Gallatin County jail on $855 bond.
According to court documents:
A man arrived home around 5:15 p.m. to find a strange pickup truck in the driveway of his home in the 100 block of Dier Lane. He went inside and saw signs that someone had been in the garage.
Inside the garage, the man discovered Manley asleep on the floor in a sleeping bag. Manley awoke when the resident kicked his feet, and the two briefly spoke.
Then Manley "jumped up and spun out of the sleeping bag" completely naked. Manley then ran inside the house and locked himself in the bathroom.
A Gallatin County sheriff's deputy and a Montana Highway Patrol trooper arrived, and Manley "came running out of the bathroom toward (the officers) yelling and waving his arms around. He was still naked and unarmed."
Manley returned to the bathroom and closed the door. He emerged once more and "roared and threw his arms around."
He continued to roar and pound the bathroom door and wall.
When Manley opened the door to roar again, the trooper used a shotgun to shoot him in the stomach with a non-lethal beanbag. Manley continued to resist arrest, but the officers were able to cuff him.
"The entire time he did not say a word, just yelled or roared."
VDPD for Thursday Dec 22nd:
Don't forget to cover your tracks while making a getaway in the snow...lil' bit tougher when you're dragging a Christmas tree behind you! Click on the tree for the full story!
VDPD for Wednesday Dec 21st:
Fernando Villa, Half-Dressed Drunken Cop, Blamed His DUI on Old Baseball Injury - click on the sleeping cop below for the full story!
VDPD for Tuesday Dec 20th: The picture says it all!?!?!
Instant Karma: Shoplifting Edition!
The irony gods of Utah got a little board apparently and decided to throw themselves a little party. 36-year-old Eldon Alexander and 47-year-old Korin Vanhouten had their car burglarized outside an WinCo grocery store in Ogden. What makes it ironic is that, while their car was being vandalized, the couple was inside the store being accused of shoplifting! They were released after being cited by police in the theft of small-ticket items worth about $25. They then walked into the parking lot and found a stereo amplifier, drum machine and other items valued at about $60 had been stolen from their car. Amazingly, Korin and Eldon then flagged down the very officer who had just cited them for shoplifting to report their car had been broken into. He took a crime report. Even more ironic -- the car burglary occurred while the officer's car was parked nearby -- but of course he wasn't there because he was busy inside with the shoplifters.
VDPD for Monday Dec 19th:
A 12-year-old upstate New York boy may be wishing that his dog ate his homework. Police in the village of Liberty used a sheet of math homework to track down a boy suspected of breaking into an auction house. The owner said he arrived Sunday morning and discovered that a window had been removed and jewelry, cellphones, video games and other items had been stolen from his business. But a sheet of homework with the suspect's name on it was found in the woods behind the auction house. Police tracked down the boy and charged him with burglary. Hey, at least the kid does his homework!