Deep Pregnancy Thoughts
Here's some stuff I've been thinking about as we near the birth of our second child...
On Fat Pants:
On Wipes:
On Kicking:
On The Same Clothes:
On Videotaping The Birth:
On Everyone Gaining Weight:
On The Writing On The Wall:
On Everyone In Diapers:
On It Taking Two:
On Handling A Baby:
On Fair Rides:
On Water Births:
On Halloween Costumes For Pregnant Women:
On A Man's Nipples:
On The Cost To Raise A Kid:
On Jack-O-Lanterns:
On Big Boobs:
On Palindromes:
On Discomfort During Pregnancy:
On Misunderstandings Due To "Baby On The Brain:"
On Binkys:
On Alternate Uses For The Pregnancy Pillow:
On Stealing Candy From Babies:
On Wipes:
On Kicking:
On Projectile Vomiting:
On Exposing the Unborn Child To Music:
On Tiny Tanks:
On "Pregnancy Cookies:"
On Brothers Sharing:
On Bellies:
On Being Thankful:
On Nipples:
On Eating/Sleeping/Pooping:
On Turkey Comas:
On Annoying Inlaws:
On Sleeping Through The Night:
On Waddling:
On Teaching 'Lil Bro:
On Calming An Unborn Child:
On Belly-Touching:
On Future Romances:
On Braxton Hicks:
On Mall Santas:
On Daddy's "belly:"
On Holding Someone Else's Baby:
On Something That's Just Flat-Out Nasty:
On Keeping Two Kids In Line:
On Supermarket Parking:
On A Reason To Worry:
On Minivans:
On Talking To The Baby's Head (?):
On Dumb Stuff You Should Never Say:
On Losing Sleep:
On A New Years Eve-Style Birth:
On Having To Pee:
On New Years Resolutions:
On Keeping Mom Up Nights:
On The Womb:
On Shutting Your Mouth Before You Speak, For The Rest Of The Pregnancy:
On Being Pregnant With Twins:
On What Initials Spell Out:
On The Delivery Room:
On Delivery Room Remote Control Battles:
On Baby Deep Pregnancy Thoughts:
On Baby-Pattern Baldness:
On Never-Ending Pregnancy:
On Best Bud Brothers:
On Diapers and Poop:
On Inducing Labor:
On the recruiting class of 2028 and 2031...and beyond:
On Overexcited Grandparents:
On Saying The Wrong Thing:
On Plastic Food:
On "Betting On The Baby," In A Good Way:
On "Betting On The Baby," In A Bad Way: